He was ambushed with a cake for 10 mins - get some perspective - all the rest is nothing to do with him.
What a waste of £0.5m...
What, did the cake keep jumping out at him repeatedly for 10 minutes until he managed to narrowly escape on a motorbike?
My god, he's even worse than I ever expected, he got ambushed by something from the...Bakery *insert horror trailer music here*
He's the Prime Minister, what his own law required him to do was to basically say "thanks for the thought guys, but we can't do this".
He presided over dozens of breaches of the rules he set, over months, they've only managed to get him on the one time that he thought he could get away with admitting.
He broke his own law, and his excuse for not knowing that everyone else in the office was partying every week in the same building he lived and worked in, is basically that he is so utterly useless and clueless as a leader that he couldn't have know. That's really not the sort of thing you want in the middle manager in a small shop, let alone someone who is supposed to be able to lead a whole country.
It's like something from Yes Minister/Yes Prime Minister or The Thick of it, except that the writers would have been told to redo it as it's completely unbelievable as a story line.